Highschool Of The Dead - The Drinking Game

My last drinking game seemed to go down well and I even had some people telling me how utterly drunk they got, so I guess I will make another one. Now HIGHSCHOOL OF THE DEAD is an anime but you can watch it in English or Japanese with English subs. I highly suggest English dub as if you play game on hard mode you will be so fucking drunk you won't be able to make half of the subs out.

Now even if your not a massive fan of anime this is such a gory, retarded but overall enjoyable anime that I do suggest it. Also I won't be calling people by their names as I can't remember/care and not everyone playing this game will remember either..

So are we ready to play?

EASY MODE: Sips of your chosen booze

MEDIUM MODE: Shots or 1/2 shots of a weaker booze

HARD MODE: Shots for each thing 

HARD MODE WARNING: I've watched one ep to refresh myself for making this game and if your a lightweight such as myself you will get drunk in one episode. Trust me kids, this is for the harder drinkers.

REMEMBER TO DRINK RESPONSIBLY AND DON'T PUKE UP OR PISS IN YOUR FRIENDS FLOWER POTS WHILE DRUNK.

Take a sip or a shot for every one of the following..

Every time you see a pantie shot
Every time you see cleavage
Every time someone gets their boob grabbed
Every time a boob jiggles
Every time the nurses boobs make a BOOOOING sound
Every time a girl cries
Every time the pink haired girl insults the fat kid
Every time a living person is killed
DANGER DUB MODE: Every time someone says 'FUCK' or 'FUCKING'
Every time someone gets naked or undressed
Every time creepy teacher does something creepy [You'll know]
Every time someone almost dies but doesn't


I know this doesn't sound very horror... but it has allot of death, blood and zombies.. trust me.

WHERE CAN I WATCH - DUBBED



Just look at what you have to look forward to..

Every time you see cleavage

Every time a boob jiggles

Have fun kids!

Much love Jigsaw

xx

Nightmare Fuel

I have no idea why but I found some truly horrible items today while online and decided to scare the fuck out of you guys. Prepare your anus [plural being anei? whatever] 

Teletubbies have always been fucking creepy, they live in the hills and worship a baby god in the sun and frolic making toast that looks like peoples faces, pink custard and other horrid things while all being a kids show.... But there things I found today? well..

ALL HAIL SATAN

They prey to their evil god.

Sleep tight kids...

Picture that in your room just staring and staring and staring into your very fucking soul.

Oh god it's worse then Slenderman, just in an empty room and you see this..

I have no words for these horrible masks.. it looks like they ripped off a humans face and made it fit their freakish noses and big eyes...

More terrifying then 'The Strangers'

Obviously a Japanese Teletubby deathmask..

Rotating head that watches you wherever you go..

You too can make your own tuby mask.. complete with the dead, soulless baby eating look in the eyes..

Severed head!

How about some sexytimes? the reflective TV is so you can see the look of horror on your own face as you get porked by this tubby, bondage, unicorn hybrid.

Sleep well kids.... sleep well...

Love

Jigsaw 

x

Ghost Stories

I decided I would share some more ghost stories from personal events that have either happened to me, people I know or family and trust me, coming from the middle of buttfuck nowhere that's been around as long as the doomsday book.. there's a fair few to share.

Again, if you don't believe in ghosts then it might not be your thing, and you might be able to poke holes but some of us believe without a doubt and not everything in life can be explained.. 

Cellar Ghost..

Back when I was 15 I got my first job in a local pub on a hill, I worked just as a waiter, getting dirty things from tables, washing them up, collecting glasses and all of that crap. I often got sent down to the cellar to grab things from the fridge and put down rubbish.

I only worked there a few months but in those months odd little things would keep happening..  The cellar was smelly, always really fucking cold and could always hear things. It was mostly the booze and all the tube systems and what not but sometimes it felt like you could hear steps on the cold hard floor. Like someone was coming down the cellar steps to join you.

It was two rooms, a small one at the back that was storage then the one with all the barrels and fridges. Sometimes, most times in fact the lights didn't work or flickered allot. All easy to explain things but it didn't change how freaking creepy it was and bare in mind I was 15 years old and told to go into a dark dank smelly place under the stairs.

I used to get out of there as soon as I fucking could. Aside from the foot steps and overall unpleasant feeling of the cellar other odd things happened. There seemed to always be a breeze that would bat the light switch string to the storeroom, not like even an expected amount from just opening up the trap door but like someone had just used it.

Once I clicked it to look into the storage room and it felt warmish, like someone had been playing with it or something. Again I tried to ignore the feeling something wasn't right. 

One day I went down into the cellar and there was a bottle of wine smashed on the floor, I asked co workers and the boss if they'd noticed and no one had done it. So I had to bloody clean up the mess like the valued bottom rung of the business ladder I was.

So now it was dark, smelly and I was dealing with glass and fumes of a really nasty over priced bottle of wine. Now comes one of the biggest things that shit me up, lights went off for a few moments and then back on and a really big piece of glass was missing. I fucking legged it.

I tried my best to avoid the cellar for the rest of the week, well for a few weeks.. Then I had to return and this was the last straw and I quit [I also found another job] I went to shut the fridge and the door just flew back open when I moved away, which such force.. I was gobsmacked.

And trying not to sound like a crazy whiny bitch I confronted my boss about all the shit in the cellar to which he replied 'Yeah it's haunted, some people died in there while hiding out years ago' by years ago he meant during the black death... oh good.

Make what you will of the story but christ. I hate cellars.

I hope you have enjoyed my fun story.

Much Love 

Jigsaw

xxx

Raawerrghhh brains...

Still alive kids! posts soon.

Dinner With The Dead - Red Lion

Few weekends ago me and a friend went to the Red Lion pub in Avebury for lunch and I'd not heard about it's legend but apparently it's pretty haunted. One of the tables that you can sit at is the well where it was all based.



The glass table lets you see allll the way down the well and it's pretty effing cool to be honest, never sit there though as so many people ask to look down your table.. The pub itself is really nicely located, very pretty on the inside and has a nice feeling about it.

The story goes as follows

A woman known as Florie is said to haunt this family pub. Dating back to the English Civil War she was thrown down a well by her soldier husband who caught her in bed with another man. Several reports have been received of Florie being dressed in black walking round the pub looking for a man with a beard. One report was that of a bearded man sitting under a spinning chandelier. Customers have also seen Florie in the ladies toilets and one of the past landladies reported seeing Florie throw salt and pepper across the tables and chairs in the restaurant area. Another report is that of spooky looking horse drawn carriages pulling up outside the pub in the dead of night, this can both be seen and heard but never both.

So yeah the pub is a very nice place to vist and the food is pretty great, I have no eaten a better burger in my whole effing life. I didn't know it was haunted till after.. you can also STAY at this place... how awesome is that?

The pub

Much love

Jigsaw

Left 4 Dead - The Movie

I have mentioned this before but now it's getting further and it's amazing. Check it out! I love when fans love something so much they can make anything possible. I think that's why I love cosplay and World Zombie day so much..

Anyway THE LEFT 4 DEAD movie is a non profit fan made movie and seeing what they have done so far is pretty fucking amazing.

Left 4 Dead-The Movie is an unofficial project, born in 2010. Made by a handful of fans for fans and their entertainment. It is an entirely non-profit film based on the hit videogame from Valve.

It is a Very Low Budget production, which has become a reference among the online community in these years and a community itself with 280,000 active fans, this makes Left 4 Dead The Movie a production followed in 3 continents and several countries around the world.

Its long gestation is understandable in light of the fact that none of the professionals involved in its realization is paid for their performance. This didn’t let us to shoot every time we need to shoot during these years. Then, logistical problems added to technical ones, and 3 of 4 main actors we had chosen at the beginning left the project due to transfers in other cities.

During the 2012 due to internal issues and job opportunities also part of the technical cast has left the project, producing a lengthy stop to review the operational team. Our strong passion and tenacity and the affection demonstrated by the fans, who, despite the long wait, haven’t stopped support, have driven the production to continue and go straight until the end.

The deadline for the production phase is scheduled August 2013.

I've been keeping an eye on this since I found out about it and I am so excited about it coming out. It'll be free to watch. I hope that valve see it, see how fucking ace it is and how much hard work has gone into it and want to like.. give them all the stuff and things! or big it up at the very least.

TO SEE THEM ON FACEBOOK

The site!

Just an example of the awesome

SUPPORT THEM

Much love

Jigsaw

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Pokemon - Creepy pokedex

So we ready to have our childhoods ruined? I did a piece on the Lavender town syndrome awhile ago and now there's some...really.... really.. creepy pokedex entries..

I could not be assed to go through every pokemon ever since there's like a fucking thousand now so I guess Ghost pokemon was a good place to start...

Have fun kids!

Gastly

 Silver

Its thin body is made of gas. It can envelop an opponent of any size and cause suffocation.

Crystal

It wraps its opponent in its gas-like body, slowly weakening its prey by poisoning it through the skin.

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Haunter

Yellow

By licking, it saps the victim's life. It causes shaking that won't stop until the victim's demise.

Crystal

It hides in the dark, planning to take the life of the next living thing that wanders close by.

Ruby

Haunter is a dangerous Pokémon. If one beckons you while floating in darkness, you must never approach it. This Pokémon will try to lick you with its tongue and steal your life away.

FireRed

If you get the feeling of being watched in darkness when nobody is around, Haunter is there.

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Gengar

Emerald

Deep in the night, your shadow cast by a streetlight may suddenly overtake you. It is actually a Gengar running past you, pretending to be your shadow.

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Shuppet

Ruby

Shuppet is attracted by feelings of jealousy and vindictiveness. If someone develops strong feelings of vengeance, this Pokémon will appear in a swarm and line up beneath the eaves of that person's home.

Sapphire

Shuppet grows by feeding on dark emotions, such as vengefulness and envy, in the hearts of people. It roams through cities in search of grudges that taint people.

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Banette

Ruby

Banette generates energy for laying strong curses by sticking pins into its own body. This Pokémon was originally a pitiful plush doll that was thrown away.

Sapphire

A cursed energy permeated the stuffing of a discarded and forgotten plush doll, giving it new life as Banette. The Pokémon's energy would escape if it were to ever open its mouth.

Emerald

An abandoned plush doll became this Pokémon. They are said to live in garbage dumps and wander about in search of the children that threw them away.

FireRed

Strong feelings of hatred turned a puppet into a Pokémon. If it opens its mouth, its cursed energy escapes.

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Drifloon

Diamond

A Pokémon formed by the spirits of people and Pokémon. It loves damp, humid seasons.

Pearl

It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead.

Platinum

Because of the way it floats aimlessly, an old folktale calls it a "Signpost for Wandering Spirits."

HeartGold

It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.

SoulSilver

It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.

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Spiritomb

Pearl

It was bound to a fissure in an Odd Keystone as punishment for misdeeds 500 years ago.

Platinum

Its constant mischief and misdeeds resulted in it being bound to an Odd Keystone by a mysterious spell.

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Dusknoir

Diamond 

The antenna on its head captures radio waves from the world of spirits that command it to take people there. 

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Yamask

Black 

Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was a person. Sometimes they look at it and cry.  

White 

These Pokémon arose from the spirits of people interred in graves in past ages. Each retains memories of its former life.  

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Cofagrigus

Black 

It has been said that they swallow those who get too close and turn them into mummies. They like to eat gold nuggets.  

White 

They pretend to be elaborate coffins to teach lessons to grave robbers. Their bodies are covered in pure gold.  

Black 2 

Grave robbers who mistake them for real coffins and get too close end up trapped inside their bodies.  

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Litwic

Black 

Litwick shines a light that absorbs the life energy of people and Pokémon, which becomes the fuel that it burns.  

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Lampent

Black 

This ominous Pokémon is feared. Through cities it wanders, searching for the spirits of the fallen.  

White 

It arrives near the moment of death and steals spirit from the body.  

Black 2 

The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.  

White 2 

The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.  

X 

The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.  

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Chandelure

Black 

It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance.  

White 

Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.  

Black 2 

The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever.  

White 2 

The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever.  

X 

Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.  

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Honedge

X 

Apparently this Pokémon is born when a departed spirit inhabits a sword. It attaches itself to people and drinks their life force.  

Y 

If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person's arm and drains that person's life energy completely.  

World Zombie Day 2014!

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WORLD ZOMBIE DAY

World Zombie Day has been announced! well awhile now but I decided now to let everyone know ha. For everyone who has no idea what Zombie Day is it's when loads of us nerdy horror types decide to dress up as zombies and act like them through the streets of London bothering and worrying the normal people who wish we'd stop being pains in the ass.

Dress up like zombies, drink booze, take photos, have an awesome day and as always it's to raise money for charity a very good cause. First year I went as zombie Bill from L4D then a zombie bride... and with 2014's date set I had to figure out what I want to do next...

I love being creative and acting like a zombie, the buzz of the event, the people there and the energy of like minded people having a great time, the confusion that we cause people.. it's all such fun and such a great day out. It costs nothing to come along and like i said... can't big it up enough!

But remember it is still all for a good cause and I always try my best to raise money and donate abit for the cause as well as have a great day.

The basic summary of WZD London is all meet in one place, a map is given out via email or whatnot with stops, we stop at these places for I think an hour at a time where you can doss around, drink and what not and then move on.

I always get lost and lag behind at some point...

The date this year is October 11th!

Hope to see you all there!

much love

Jigsaw

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The Purge

The Purge

(2013)

I never really wanted to see this movie, not like in a rush anyway. It came out and I thought...doesn't look too bad the concept looked interesting but it seemed very aimed towards the murder side of having no laws fir 12 hours so I was abit....eh.

But after looking at the movies for 2014 and saw it has a second movie coming out already so thought might as well see the first one. Went over someones house and decided we'd watch it. It started off so strong like the whole concept that America could benefit from letting all the dark intentions inside people out for 12 hours a year would help the nation, and it does.

That is a scary thought cus I myself would more then likely rob a bank or hide from it all but there is more then enough people who would enjoy the thought of killing someone it;s the same as in zombie movies, if a zombie apocalypse ever happened there would be so many people who would relish in the thought of getting to take another persons life... but them being zombies it;s different and there for survival.

Such a difference in the survival instinct and lust for blood, is it a thin line for some people? anyway maybe going off of topic a little bit..

But yes very strong start as the guy who sells people the systems to keep them safe is just cruising around and talking to the people he sold them too and goes home. Now the movie got weak as soon as his wife talks to one of the ladies that lives near them and she makes a snide comment.. Right away I knew that bitch was up to something... I hate being right sometimes.

Anyway it's everyone getting ready for lock down so they are safe for another year or murdering and what not cus hey no one wants to steal stuff or rob a bank, just go on mad killing loads like massive assholes.

So his family is him, his wife, his hot teenager daughter who wears her tight school girl outfit all movie and his creepy ass son who has a creepy ass doll spy cam so he can spy on his mother and sister.... not as creepy as his fucking eyebrows though... I wanted to pluck the hell out of those conjoined slugs...

Movie gets a little slow from here on and just turns into abit... meh but seeing people go off to 'hunt' was interesting. So nothing really happens until a homeless black guy is being chased and the son decides to let him in and save him.

At that point the boyfriend of still in her school uniform slutty mc slut bag snuck into her room, makes out with her then says he needs to talk to her dad... which means try and fucking kill him. Dad kills douchebag boyfriend and thus girl spends all movie crying and running around like a total faggot.

Black guy runs off to hide in the house. Turns out the BLACK, POOR, HOMELESS guy is being chased to be killed by a group of RICH, SPOILT, WHITE KIDS this doesn't seem like a crappy hate crime at all right? after that I was just... ugh don't care so much.

Also they are wearing creepy masks and baseball bats so.. it's just like.. The Strangers.

So it becomes The Strangers and the black guy helps them when their shitty people come to kill them.. LIKE I GUESSED, funny that right?

So yeah..... very strong start but fades into crap.

Scares: 1/5

Gore: 1/5

Plot: 3/5

Acting: 2/5

Overall Enjoyment: 3/5

Much Love

Jigsaw

Jigsaw...

I think I need to get my ass in gear again. I think I need to start doing my costume of the months and also silly sats again. I miss you blog -cuddle-

Jigsaw