Monday, 30 June 2014

Horror News Reminder!

Well London Expo was fucking dire for guests and even worse for horror guests but LFCC has got it's groove on and has some guests I know I can't wait to go and chuck money at for them to scribble on crap for me. Here is the awesome line up.






George A Romero
Fri/Sat/Sun
£30

THE GOD OF ZOMBIE MOVIES! I need a huge poster for this man to sign to hang up on my nerd den.

Jose Pablo Cantillo
[The Walking Dead]
Fri/Sat/Sun
£15

Lawrence Gilliard Jr
[The Walking Dead]
Fri/Sat/Sun
£15

Tyler Mane
[Halloween]
Fri/Sat/Sun
£15



LOADS of other guests that aren't horror also which includes STAN LEE

For tickets and show info

Much love and see you there!
Jigsaw
xxxx

Monday, 16 June 2014

Ghost Stories - Review

I went to London awhile ago and I saw this was playing but sadly no one wanted to see it at the time but I had been meaning to. So me and my friend got together and went to see it. Tickets cost £21 each which is bloody good and they even upgraded us to closer seats for free since they weren't sold out which I thought was amazing service, polite and friendly people.

Anyway enough of falling over how awesome and welcoming the staff at this place were on to the show. Now at the end of the show it says 'please keep the secrets of Ghost Stories' so I won't be going into detail as this is something that I'd never want to ruin for people.





The Show

BEING SCARED HAS NEVER BEEN SO MUCH FUN

Seen by over 350,000 people worldwide, Ghost Stories is truly an extraordinary theatrical experience. Written and directed by The League of Gentlemen's master of the macabre, Jeremy Dyson, and Andy Nyman, co-creator and director of Derren Brown's television and stage shows, Ghost Stories mixes the very best of theatre with the buzz of a thrill-ride, delivering something truly unique. With some new moments of shock, this show will make you laugh and scream in equal measure.
Ghost Stories is a stage fright like no other - 80 rollercoaster minutes of thrilling, chilling laughs that you won’t want to miss... Are you brave enough to book for the scariest fun you’ll ever have in a theatre?


The whole place was decorated and you had no idea why it looked the way it did until the end.


The basic plot was there was a man who was an expert on folklore and he talks to you about ghosts, do you believe in them? and have you had an experience with them? at first it feels like your at a uni lecture with this guy, he's bitter and somewhat angry sounding.

He shows you some creepy pictures and clips, alot of God bashing which I am fine with but I could see it being too much for some people. He recalls accounts of three stories he was told by people who came to him for help.


The first being a night watchman who was on a shift at an old mall I think it was? reminded me alot of MIRRORS. Things go bump in the night.

Second story was a young man whose car breaks down in the middle of no where.

The third is a man and women move into a house and are expecting a child, things go wrong.

You find out at the end how everything links together, so I won't say any more about the plot but I know those three stories might seem very cliche horror and why would you want to see live action urban legends or something but it's much better then I can make it sound.



I have never seen anything so effing scary ever. The tension and fear that grips you and how things leap out of you. I screamed manly screams the whole way through and almost ended up on my friends lap at a few points. You know when your so scared and you have to have your hands over your eyes? you want to look but the fingers your trying to peek though tremble so much.

The whole time I was in there watching it I had sweaty palms and could feel my heart racing. There wasn't very obvious scares and then ones you can see and it still made you jump.

The acting was fantastic, the second character the guy in the broken down car? you could feel his fear and the tone in his voice, breaking and trembling.

Such passionate acting, the best I've ever seen. Better then alot of people I have seen in horror movies. 

The pacing was good, I never felt bored, I also didn't know what to expect. The ending scenes really keep you on the edge and I remember digging my nails into the palm of my hands at certain bits.

I suggest you see this show, it's fantastic and I would see it again in a heart beat.

Acting: 5/5
Gore: 0/5
Pacing: 5/5
Scares: 5/5
Plot: 4/5
Overall enjoyment: 5/5



Sunday, 8 June 2014

Ibitsu

I love urban legends and all sorts of folk lore from around the world. I personally love British and Japanese of these two things, the latter always seems dark and twisted full of unhappy souls and revenge seeking creatures. Again, something I love to read about.


I found this manga but bumbling around online as I often find things, by accident and out of sheer boredom. The manga is two volumes long with a story to break the main one up between. So it's not a long one to finish and it's not ongoing.


[2009]

A boy went to take his trash out late one night, and found a strange, creepy, lolita woman sitting amongst the garbage bags. She asked if he had a little sister, and he answered her, hurrying afterwards back to his apartment. When he looked out the window, she was gone. Who is the strange woman, and why does she give him such a bad feeling? 

The urban legend in the manga goes as follows.

You see a girl dressed in dirty gothic lolita clothing, if you walk past her she will ask you a question 'Do you have a little sister?' if you reply 'No I don't' She will become your sister. If you say 'I do' she'll try and kill your sister and take her place. The only way to avoid dying horridly is to not reply.




It was slow to start with as girl in lolita clothes gets more and more creepy and stalker like as the manga goes on, odd things happening as she breaks into his house to clean, and watch him sleep and other things all the while he's trying to figure out what is wrong with this girl.


He has a little sister who comes face to face with the creepy girl and things get worse for them both as soon the boy starts to realise more and more that this strange girl who is stalking him might be more then that as he hears of urban legends floating around and rumours of this 'Strange Lolita' cause him to look online for more answers, when he finds them they aren't good.



While trying to find the answers on how to get the girl to stop his own sister is being chased down and punished more by the strange girl. Soon he finds himself in an old mental hospital as all the secrets and abusive past the girl had come to light and he tries to make things right to get the bitter soul to leave him and his sister alone.


But as with most tales and folklore from Japan, it's a bitter twisted world.


The story that fits between one half and the other is really creepy. Again based on a legend that if you go into this old building as a couple and write your names down you will be happy forever. The building was where a famous doll marker lived and suffered losing his wife which drove him nuts.

Too many creepy fucking dolls man. Was very good read though.


Like I said it's a slow start and seems to drag it's feet as is typical with alot of J horror but when it gets going you feel a little on edge and feel yourself tense as the truth comes about and everything slots together in a twisted way.


Story: 4/5
Art: 4/5
Gore: 3/5
Scares: 1/5
Pacing: 3/5
Overall enjoyment: 4/5




Jigsaw
xxx

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

London Film & Comic Con Guests

Well London Expo was fucking dire for guests and even worse for horror guests but LFCC has got it's groove on and has some guests I know I can't wait to go and chuck money at for them to scribble on crap for me. Here is the awesome line up.




George A Romero
Fri/Sat/Sun
£30

THE GOD OF ZOMBIE MOVIES! I need a huge poster for this man to sign to hang up on my nerd den.

Jose Pablo Cantillo
[The Walking Dead]
Fri/Sat/Sun
£15

Lawrence Gilliard Jr
[The Walking Dead]
Fri/Sat/Sun
£15

Tyler Mane
[Halloween]
Fri/Sat/Sun
£15



LOADS of other guests that aren't horror also which includes STAN LEE

For tickets and show info

Much love and see you there!
Jigsaw
xxxx

Sunday, 1 June 2014

Walking Dead BEER?

Ever look in a shop and see something really retarded? like while online once a friend showed me you can get My Little Pony fleshlights and then you think 'This fandom has really gone too far?' I feel like that with The Walking Dead now.

A beer company in America [So it's bound to taste like wank... American beer is like widdle lets face it chaps] has decided to make a The Walking Dead inspired beer. Now I love zombies and booze even if The Walking Dead has become like that third slightly slow child who licks the windows but you have to love them anyway... I normally like every nerd with too much money jump on most things with their fandom's packaging.

But this thing is to have Smoked Goat Brains so if you are a massive fag like me and don't eat meat then that's a no no right away. I don't know many meat eating friends who would enjoy the thought of drinking some animals brains..

It sounded rather nice until.. brains... I spose it needed something rather gimmicky for it to be Walking Dead related more then a label right? it's creative and I applaud that people are more original and taking risks but.... I dunno not for me.

BUT I think I might try it if I ever get hold of one. Us people who aren't from America will more then likely see this in Cybercandy or Forbidden Planet for at least £8 that's my thoughts on it anyway.

Here's the press realise a friend linked me too


 Press Release: 

(Philadelphia, PA) – Only two things in life are certain: Craft Beer and Zombies. Kind of. As avid enthusiasts of both, Dock Street Brewery combined an obsessive passion for brewing with our admiration for the finest zombie drama to date. Behold our liquid tribute, Dock Street Walker, an American Pale Stout brewed with wheat, oats, flaked barley, organic cranberry, and Smoked Goat Brains! 

Dock Street Walker is the brainchild (pun intended) of Head Brewer Justin Low and Brewery Representative Sasha Certo-Ware, both loyal fans of AMC’s The Walking Dead. More often than not, monotonous Monday cleaning rituals (labors of love for brewers everywhere) were spent recapping the previous night’s twists, turns, narrow escapes, or untimely goodbyes. Dock Street wanted to brew a special tribute to the show. “Screw it, let’s use brains!”

Dock Street Walker (7.2% ABV) is an American Pale Stout, brewed with substantial amounts of malted wheat, oats, and flaked barley for a smooth, creamy mouthfeel. Fuggle hops provide delicate, earthy notes, while the cranberries create a sinister, bloody hue, and a slight tartness. The pre-sparge-brain-addition provides this beer with intriguing, subtle smoke notes. In true walker fashion, don’t be surprised if its head doesn’t hang around forever.

While Dock Street has earned local, national, and international praise for many of its traditional styles like Rye IPA, Royal Bohemian Pilsner, and Amber Ale, making waves is familiar ground to Philadelphia’s first microbrewery. The growing portfolio of Reinheitsgebot-taunting brews includes Sexy Beast, Truffled Old Ale, Satellite Espresso Stout, Bubbly Wit, Nino’s Prickly Pears, and Spanglish Fly, a biere de garde brewed with wormwood, yarrow, and ginger. 

Gourmet mushrooms and potentially hallucinogenic herbs are one thing, but smoked brains… really? Believe it or not, much of the world considers brain to be a true delicacy. Think Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, but not ridiculous. Many also believe that using every part of an animal not only increases and encourages sustainability, but also honors the animal’s life and death. 

Dock Street will release this brainy new brew on March 30th. Join us at Dock Street at 7pm for live music from acoustic funky filth band Face and the Filthies, goblets of this never before done brew, and a screening of The Walking Dead Season Finale. Growlers will be available for those who’d rather drink their brains out at home. Eff the Governor. 

From: Beerpulse

Much love
Jigsaw
xxx


Here's the press realse that a friend linked me to.