Horror News!

Been awhile since I posted one of these.. but hey whats going on in the UK for horror fans in the next few weeks?

Here's some events for you all.

--- Winter London Film and Comic Con-

DATE: 5th & 6th of October

WHERE: London

Horror guests include

Ernie Hudson

GHOST BUSTERS

Ian Edginton

ARTIST

Jon Bernthal

THE WALKING DEAD

Chad Coleman

THE WALKING DEAD

-- World Zombie Day --

DATE:  12th October

WHERE: London

WORLD ZOMBIE DAY

I went to this last year... CHECK OUT HERE It's an awesome zombie walk for charity and is a lot of fun!

Also Thrope park is running it's FRIGHT NIGHTS again which I highly wanna join to..

Halloweeeeeen

I mother fucking love Halloween and despite what a lot of people say that I just like it to be all 'goff' or whatever I just love Halloween. Bats, spiders and pumpkins are fucking cute ok? and Halloween is where they are all combined? bitching. And come on.. what horror fan doesn't like Halloween? all those movies they show..

 

Also this year I get to have trick or treaters and I intend to be at that door at every knock in my full pig mask Jigsaw costume so scare the crap out of them haha. Hey don't judge me I'm not as bad as my grandfather who pretty much spends the night at the front door with a watergun poised ready for an attack or tell them to 'Feck off' so shut up.

 

So yeah, last year I made this post IDEAS FOR AN AWESOME HALLOWEEN  I suggest you all read it.

 

So I was in town today and me and a friend are going to co host a Halloween party this year and in POUND WORLD of all places.. I found pretty much a whole fucking asle dedicated to Halloween.. want all the things..

 

 

 

So many things perfect for a party, plastic cups, skull shaped shot glasses [plastic] Haunted house shaped dip bowls, skull, monster, witch,  pumpkin and all things Halloween decorated stuff.

 

Decorations, make-up.

 

 

Awesome welcome mats.

 

 

Also pretty sweet 'costume' things for an effing quid man.

 

 

Decorations that would make a pikey fairground ride blush from cheeseyness.

 

 

 

 

Also Halloween things made from tinsel? Halloween meets Christmas apparently.

 

I plan on spending at least you know.. £100 there at some point in the future.. not for Halloween just to decorate my house in orange, black and purples cus I'm cool like that.

 

Hope my finds will aid you in your own party.

 

Much love

 

XJigsawX

 

Horror Drinking Game!

Horror Movie Drinking Game

 

 

 

Well I made a horror movie bingo not long ago and a few people have been nagging me to do a horror movie drinking game post.. I know a lot of pushy drunks apparently.

 

Now every sub genre of horror is different.. you wont get a teenage girl running from a lunatic in a space horror [normally] or a bad zombie kill in a vampire movie [normally] so I will try make a nice fun and general one for everyone. Never made a drinking game in my life but if you pick some awesomely cheesy bad movies you should get pissed as a fart from just half hour.

 

I'm trying to get people drunk now too apparently.. maybe I'm just the reason I have so many drunk friends? anyway enough about my some what dark motives coming to light haha drinking game.

 

 

 

Now things you will need..

 

- A selection of amazing [ly bad] horror movies

- A bunch of friends [or find people off the street..]

- Booze

- Buckets [Cus if your watching a movie made by The Asylum you'll need it]

 

 

Got that? good good.

 

DRINKING GAME

 

- The black guy dies first [1 shot]

- Every time a door is opened dramatically and nothing is there [1 shot]

- For every time your mate makes you jump [1/2 shot]

- Every time there is a close up of a women as she screams [1 shot]

- For every 'IT'S BEHIND YOU' moment [1 shot]

- For every time a girl trips trying to run away [1 shot]

- For every time someone misses with a gun [1 shot]

- For every time you think this movie would be better if Norman Reedus was in it [1 shot plus seek nearest fangirl detention centre]

- For every time a character says or does something stupid [1/2 shot]

- For every time the blood looks so fake you could put it on your fries [1/2 shot]

- For every time a girl under possession references sex or her vagina [1/2 shot]

- For every time an orchestra plays dramatically out of no where [1 shot]

- For every creepy child [1/2 shot]

- For every needless sex scene [1 shot]

- For every time a group splits up [1 shot]

- For every time IT WAS ALL A DREAM scene [1 shot]  [PS not advised for any Nightmare on Elm Street movie or you'd more then likely die]

- For every time someone says something like 'It'll be ok' 'We'll be ok' 'Everything is ok' [1 shot]

- For every time someone stares out a window/into a mirror for a long time and something happens [1 shot]

- For every time someone stands and stares while someone is killed/eaten/bit [1 shot]

- For every unintentional and intentional pun [1 shot again avoid Freddy movies]

- For every time a car/machine won't turn on [1 shot]

- For every locked door [1 shot]

- For every time you make a mate jump [1 shot for being a total asshole]

 

 

And that's all I can offer this morning but hey I might update some at some point.. hope you enjoyed the silliness though! Don't get too drunk...

 

Much love

XJigsawX

Dangan Ronpa - The Animation

Look look I'm reviewing something loooook!

 

Starting to become a rare ass thing that. But anyway I recently started to watch an anime called Dangan Ronpa also known by it's long ass full name Dangan Ronpa: Academy of Hope and High School Students of Despair. It's a murder mystery horror anime which reminds me of Battle Royal crossed with Pheonix Wright games.

 

 

It's based on games that are pretty much like a much faster paced PW deal but the anime's plot is pretty much this. A random group of kids go to a high school and wake up in a class room alone with a note telling them that they have to meet for the opening ceremony.

 

Once they get there they are with a bunch of odd people [all the cast are pretty bloody colourful and in my opinion pretty awesome minus the main guy who is boring mc blankface] and a fucking bear comes out and announces they are all trapped in this highschool forever.

 

Which pisses people off as you can understand.. I hated school for those five years let alone the prospect of being trapped with these asshats for the rest of my life and possibly never being allowed to see actual sunlight again... Buuut Monobear/Monokuma which seems to be the mastermind behind it all says that one person can graduate and leave this place... everyone has to kill someone else and if they get away with the perfect murder they are free to go.

 

That's why it rings so close to Battle Royal with me.

 

 

So anyway this bear appears and tells everyone whats going on. How the only way to be free is to kill someone. Everyone gets their own pass cards and later in the anime you find out only boys can go into the boys changing rooms and same with girls. Each time someone is killed there is a trial in which people go against each other then take a vote. If the killer gets away with It everyone else dies and the killer goes free but if the killer is found then he is killed after group vote.

 

The court room style scenes are a lot like a PW game and the executions at the end are pretty awesomely animated. I can't give screen caps as I don't want to give too much away.. which is why this review is looking very.. pictureless ha.

 

Each time it looks like no one is going to kill each other Monobear add's something like the first time they all get a DVD of a message from friends/family/loved ones and then it looks like something horrible has happened to them and the only way they can get out and save them is by playing the game and killing people off..

 

 

So far I am really enjoying the anime and it's only 9 episodes long at the moment as it's all new and shiny~ The gore is pretty good and a lot of the time you never see whats coming or who did it. It's a very clever anime that doesn't have too much of the annoying things that make most animes abit much to handle.

 

The cast also amuses me for the most part, some great ones.

 

Aoi Asahina

 

Only real 'fan service' and even then the anime doesn't have the dreaded 'jiggle pyshics' that put a lot of people off of the genre. She's abit of a dumb shit but a sweet enough character.

 

 

Celestia Ludenberg

 

Gothic Lolita girl who is full of bullshit and lies who has gambled a lot and won a lot of money in her time. She annoys me a little where she comes across as a smug butthole from the start.

 

 

Chihiro Fujisaki

 

A fairly adorable character I like this one, they are kinda cute and sweet if not abit meek. Very smart and good with computers.

 

Touko Fukawa

 

Crazy mother fucker, she's scatty, hates the sight of blood, totally obsessed with one of the guys to the point of stalking, very low self esteem and self confidence. You'll never guess her secret~

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure

 

I love this guy, he's so laid back, bit on the stupid side and has pyschis gifts that are about 30% accurate. Least he's honest about it. I like him, he's goofy and that hair.. that hair is amazing man.

 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru

 

Hardass do gooder who never breaks rules and has a very high moral compass. Very over the top and over expressive in everything he says and does. Also a liked character of mine.

 

Junko Enoshima

 

Catty fashion girl from another Japanese fashion scene. Sarcastic and has balls. Also, that skirt... what.

 

Kyouko Kirigiri

 

Typical silent and smart girl who seems to know everything. I don't dislike her I just find her to be one of the annoying cliche's.

 

 

Sayaka Maizono

 

Could not give two craps about this bitch. She's a singer in a band and knows the main guy, that's pretty much the extent of her character. Bit of a cry baby fuckhat too.

 

Monobear

 

He's pretty awesome, sadistic, cruel and a little goofy at times.

 

Makoto Naegi

 

Main guy who no one knows why he's there as he's as special as a turd. He's Mr Joe average boring pants that people can relate too I spose? Boring and care very little for him but you know he's safe as he's in 'main guy' safety status.

 

Mondo Oowada

 

Watch it, we got a badass over here. Violent, touch guy potty mouth biker with a bitching do. I love this guy loads. He's pretty ace. I also love the voice actor and I picked it out a mile away.

 

Sakura Oogami

 

Street fighter is all that came to my mind with her. I think it's funny she's a she but who am I to judge.. she's a nice girl and one of the better charters once you get your head around her..

 

Byakuya Togami

 

I find him to be a boring overly smug asshole. Again not really an enjoyd member of the cast for me. Needs a punch,

 

Hifumi Yamada

 

Some fat art guy who is obsessed with the gothic Lolita.. pretty much it.

 

Leon Kuwata

 

Would go gay for, yep, I don't know why but damn he's a pretty boy. Cocky and a baseball player I think he was only added in so teenagers could make him gay with other men.

 

 

 

 

 

So overall on the so far of this anime..

 

Plot: 4/5

Scares: 0/5

Gore: 4/5

Overall enjoyment: 4.5/5

 

You can watch it here WATCH DANGAN RONPA