So we ready to have our childhoods ruined? I did a piece on the Lavender town syndrome awhile ago and now there's some...really.... really.. creepy pokedex entries..
I could not be assed to go through every pokemon ever since there's like a fucking thousand now so I guess Ghost pokemon was a good place to start...
Have fun kids!
Gastly
Silver
Its thin body is made of gas. It can envelop an opponent of any size and cause suffocation.
Crystal
It wraps its opponent in its gas-like body, slowly weakening its prey by poisoning it through the skin.
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Haunter
Yellow
By licking, it saps the victim's life. It causes shaking that won't stop until the victim's demise.
Crystal
It hides in the dark, planning to take the life of the next living thing that wanders close by.
Ruby
Haunter is a dangerous Pokémon. If one beckons you while floating in darkness, you must never approach it. This Pokémon will try to lick you with its tongue and steal your life away.
FireRed
If you get the feeling of being watched in darkness when nobody is around, Haunter is there.
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Gengar
Emerald
Deep in the night, your shadow cast by a streetlight may suddenly overtake you. It is actually a Gengar running past you, pretending to be your shadow.
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Shuppet
Ruby
Shuppet is attracted by feelings of jealousy and vindictiveness. If someone develops strong feelings of vengeance, this Pokémon will appear in a swarm and line up beneath the eaves of that person's home.
Sapphire
Shuppet grows by feeding on dark emotions, such as vengefulness and envy, in the hearts of people. It roams through cities in search of grudges that taint people.
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Banette
Ruby
Banette generates energy for laying strong curses by sticking pins into its own body. This Pokémon was originally a pitiful plush doll that was thrown away.
Sapphire
A cursed energy permeated the stuffing of a discarded and forgotten plush doll, giving it new life as Banette. The Pokémon's energy would escape if it were to ever open its mouth.
Emerald
An abandoned plush doll became this Pokémon. They are said to live in garbage dumps and wander about in search of the children that threw them away.
FireRed
Strong feelings of hatred turned a puppet into a Pokémon. If it opens its mouth, its cursed energy escapes.
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Drifloon
Diamond
A Pokémon formed by the spirits of people and Pokémon. It loves damp, humid seasons.
Pearl
It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead.
Platinum
Because of the way it floats aimlessly, an old folktale calls it a "Signpost for Wandering Spirits."
HeartGold
It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.
SoulSilver
It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.
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Spiritomb
Pearl
It was bound to a fissure in an Odd Keystone as punishment for misdeeds 500 years ago.
Platinum
Its constant mischief and misdeeds resulted in it being bound to an Odd Keystone by a mysterious spell.
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Dusknoir
Diamond
The antenna on its head captures radio waves from the world of spirits that command it to take people there.
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Yamask
Black
Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was a person. Sometimes they look at it and cry.
White
These Pokémon arose from the spirits of people interred in graves in past ages. Each retains memories of its former life.
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Cofagrigus
Black
It has been said that they swallow those who get too close and turn them into mummies. They like to eat gold nuggets.
White
They pretend to be elaborate coffins to teach lessons to grave robbers. Their bodies are covered in pure gold.
Black 2
Grave robbers who mistake them for real coffins and get too close end up trapped inside their bodies.
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Litwic
Black
Litwick shines a light that absorbs the life energy of people and Pokémon, which becomes the fuel that it burns.
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Lampent
Black
This ominous Pokémon is feared. Through cities it wanders, searching for the spirits of the fallen.
White
It arrives near the moment of death and steals spirit from the body.
Black 2
The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.
White 2
The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.
X
The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.
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Chandelure
Black
It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance.
White
Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.
Black 2
The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever.
White 2
The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever.
X
Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.
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Honedge
X
Apparently this Pokémon is born when a departed spirit inhabits a sword. It attaches itself to people and drinks their life force.
Y
If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person's arm and drains that person's life energy completely.
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