Halloweeeeeen

I mother fucking love Halloween and despite what a lot of people say that I just like it to be all 'goff' or whatever I just love Halloween. Bats, spiders and pumpkins are fucking cute ok? and Halloween is where they are all combined? bitching. And come on.. what horror fan doesn't like Halloween? all those movies they show..

 

Also this year I get to have trick or treaters and I intend to be at that door at every knock in my full pig mask Jigsaw costume so scare the crap out of them haha. Hey don't judge me I'm not as bad as my grandfather who pretty much spends the night at the front door with a watergun poised ready for an attack or tell them to 'Feck off' so shut up.

 

So yeah, last year I made this post IDEAS FOR AN AWESOME HALLOWEEN  I suggest you all read it.

 

So I was in town today and me and a friend are going to co host a Halloween party this year and in POUND WORLD of all places.. I found pretty much a whole fucking asle dedicated to Halloween.. want all the things..

 

 

 

So many things perfect for a party, plastic cups, skull shaped shot glasses [plastic] Haunted house shaped dip bowls, skull, monster, witch,  pumpkin and all things Halloween decorated stuff.

 

Decorations, make-up.

 

 

Awesome welcome mats.

 

 

Also pretty sweet 'costume' things for an effing quid man.

 

 

Decorations that would make a pikey fairground ride blush from cheeseyness.

 

 

 

 

Also Halloween things made from tinsel? Halloween meets Christmas apparently.

 

I plan on spending at least you know.. £100 there at some point in the future.. not for Halloween just to decorate my house in orange, black and purples cus I'm cool like that.

 

Hope my finds will aid you in your own party.

 

Much love

 

XJigsawX

 

Horror Drinking Game!

Horror Movie Drinking Game

 

 

 

Well I made a horror movie bingo not long ago and a few people have been nagging me to do a horror movie drinking game post.. I know a lot of pushy drunks apparently.

 

Now every sub genre of horror is different.. you wont get a teenage girl running from a lunatic in a space horror [normally] or a bad zombie kill in a vampire movie [normally] so I will try make a nice fun and general one for everyone. Never made a drinking game in my life but if you pick some awesomely cheesy bad movies you should get pissed as a fart from just half hour.

 

I'm trying to get people drunk now too apparently.. maybe I'm just the reason I have so many drunk friends? anyway enough about my some what dark motives coming to light haha drinking game.

 

 

 

Now things you will need..

 

- A selection of amazing [ly bad] horror movies

- A bunch of friends [or find people off the street..]

- Booze

- Buckets [Cus if your watching a movie made by The Asylum you'll need it]

 

 

Got that? good good.

 

DRINKING GAME

 

- The black guy dies first [1 shot]

- Every time a door is opened dramatically and nothing is there [1 shot]

- For every time your mate makes you jump [1/2 shot]

- Every time there is a close up of a women as she screams [1 shot]

- For every 'IT'S BEHIND YOU' moment [1 shot]

- For every time a girl trips trying to run away [1 shot]

- For every time someone misses with a gun [1 shot]

- For every time you think this movie would be better if Norman Reedus was in it [1 shot plus seek nearest fangirl detention centre]

- For every time a character says or does something stupid [1/2 shot]

- For every time the blood looks so fake you could put it on your fries [1/2 shot]

- For every time a girl under possession references sex or her vagina [1/2 shot]

- For every time an orchestra plays dramatically out of no where [1 shot]

- For every creepy child [1/2 shot]

- For every needless sex scene [1 shot]

- For every time a group splits up [1 shot]

- For every time IT WAS ALL A DREAM scene [1 shot]  [PS not advised for any Nightmare on Elm Street movie or you'd more then likely die]

- For every time someone says something like 'It'll be ok' 'We'll be ok' 'Everything is ok' [1 shot]

- For every time someone stares out a window/into a mirror for a long time and something happens [1 shot]

- For every time someone stands and stares while someone is killed/eaten/bit [1 shot]

- For every unintentional and intentional pun [1 shot again avoid Freddy movies]

- For every time a car/machine won't turn on [1 shot]

- For every locked door [1 shot]

- For every time you make a mate jump [1 shot for being a total asshole]

 

 

And that's all I can offer this morning but hey I might update some at some point.. hope you enjoyed the silliness though! Don't get too drunk...

 

Much love

XJigsawX

Dangan Ronpa - The Animation

Look look I'm reviewing something loooook!

 

Starting to become a rare ass thing that. But anyway I recently started to watch an anime called Dangan Ronpa also known by it's long ass full name Dangan Ronpa: Academy of Hope and High School Students of Despair. It's a murder mystery horror anime which reminds me of Battle Royal crossed with Pheonix Wright games.

 

 

It's based on games that are pretty much like a much faster paced PW deal but the anime's plot is pretty much this. A random group of kids go to a high school and wake up in a class room alone with a note telling them that they have to meet for the opening ceremony.

 

Once they get there they are with a bunch of odd people [all the cast are pretty bloody colourful and in my opinion pretty awesome minus the main guy who is boring mc blankface] and a fucking bear comes out and announces they are all trapped in this highschool forever.

 

Which pisses people off as you can understand.. I hated school for those five years let alone the prospect of being trapped with these asshats for the rest of my life and possibly never being allowed to see actual sunlight again... Buuut Monobear/Monokuma which seems to be the mastermind behind it all says that one person can graduate and leave this place... everyone has to kill someone else and if they get away with the perfect murder they are free to go.

 

That's why it rings so close to Battle Royal with me.

 

 

So anyway this bear appears and tells everyone whats going on. How the only way to be free is to kill someone. Everyone gets their own pass cards and later in the anime you find out only boys can go into the boys changing rooms and same with girls. Each time someone is killed there is a trial in which people go against each other then take a vote. If the killer gets away with It everyone else dies and the killer goes free but if the killer is found then he is killed after group vote.

 

The court room style scenes are a lot like a PW game and the executions at the end are pretty awesomely animated. I can't give screen caps as I don't want to give too much away.. which is why this review is looking very.. pictureless ha.

 

Each time it looks like no one is going to kill each other Monobear add's something like the first time they all get a DVD of a message from friends/family/loved ones and then it looks like something horrible has happened to them and the only way they can get out and save them is by playing the game and killing people off..

 

 

So far I am really enjoying the anime and it's only 9 episodes long at the moment as it's all new and shiny~ The gore is pretty good and a lot of the time you never see whats coming or who did it. It's a very clever anime that doesn't have too much of the annoying things that make most animes abit much to handle.

 

The cast also amuses me for the most part, some great ones.

 

Aoi Asahina

 

Only real 'fan service' and even then the anime doesn't have the dreaded 'jiggle pyshics' that put a lot of people off of the genre. She's abit of a dumb shit but a sweet enough character.

 

 

Celestia Ludenberg

 

Gothic Lolita girl who is full of bullshit and lies who has gambled a lot and won a lot of money in her time. She annoys me a little where she comes across as a smug butthole from the start.

 

 

Chihiro Fujisaki

 

A fairly adorable character I like this one, they are kinda cute and sweet if not abit meek. Very smart and good with computers.

 

Touko Fukawa

 

Crazy mother fucker, she's scatty, hates the sight of blood, totally obsessed with one of the guys to the point of stalking, very low self esteem and self confidence. You'll never guess her secret~

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure

 

I love this guy, he's so laid back, bit on the stupid side and has pyschis gifts that are about 30% accurate. Least he's honest about it. I like him, he's goofy and that hair.. that hair is amazing man.

 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru

 

Hardass do gooder who never breaks rules and has a very high moral compass. Very over the top and over expressive in everything he says and does. Also a liked character of mine.

 

Junko Enoshima

 

Catty fashion girl from another Japanese fashion scene. Sarcastic and has balls. Also, that skirt... what.

 

Kyouko Kirigiri

 

Typical silent and smart girl who seems to know everything. I don't dislike her I just find her to be one of the annoying cliche's.

 

 

Sayaka Maizono

 

Could not give two craps about this bitch. She's a singer in a band and knows the main guy, that's pretty much the extent of her character. Bit of a cry baby fuckhat too.

 

Monobear

 

He's pretty awesome, sadistic, cruel and a little goofy at times.

 

Makoto Naegi

 

Main guy who no one knows why he's there as he's as special as a turd. He's Mr Joe average boring pants that people can relate too I spose? Boring and care very little for him but you know he's safe as he's in 'main guy' safety status.

 

Mondo Oowada

 

Watch it, we got a badass over here. Violent, touch guy potty mouth biker with a bitching do. I love this guy loads. He's pretty ace. I also love the voice actor and I picked it out a mile away.

 

Sakura Oogami

 

Street fighter is all that came to my mind with her. I think it's funny she's a she but who am I to judge.. she's a nice girl and one of the better charters once you get your head around her..

 

Byakuya Togami

 

I find him to be a boring overly smug asshole. Again not really an enjoyd member of the cast for me. Needs a punch,

 

Hifumi Yamada

 

Some fat art guy who is obsessed with the gothic Lolita.. pretty much it.

 

Leon Kuwata

 

Would go gay for, yep, I don't know why but damn he's a pretty boy. Cocky and a baseball player I think he was only added in so teenagers could make him gay with other men.

 

 

 

 

 

So overall on the so far of this anime..

 

Plot: 4/5

Scares: 0/5

Gore: 4/5

Overall enjoyment: 4.5/5

 

You can watch it here WATCH DANGAN RONPA

Ayacon - Horror Cosplays

Well I suck at updates... like mad crazy.. but ol' Jigsaw over here did go to an Anime convention a weekend or so ago and there was a lot of horror cosplays.... not just horror cosplays but a lot of western influenced.

 

Here are pictures of the weekend. If you would like me to send the big copies to you then email fucingzombiesblog@hotmail.co.uk

 

Rick - The Walking Dead

 

Student - Battle Royal

 

 Supernatural

 

Fluttershy's from SHED.MOV

 

Sexy genderbend Juliet from Lollipop Chainsaw

 

SILENY HILL

 

 

 

 

Little Sister and Big Sister from BIO SHOCK

 

 

 

 

Killingfloor

 

Hellboy

 

Katherine and Catherine - Catherine [confused yet?]

 

 

All awesome cosplays and we great meeting you all.

 

XJigsawX

House Of The Dead, Left 4 Dead, DEAD SPACE and good ol' John

Well I would like to say I have been hella busy with cool things but really I've been sat in a dark room watching horror movies and feeling rather sorry for myself. True story. But today I will bring you a lovely selection of goodies from the last week or so.

-- House Of The Dead--
 

First off I went to a new arcade in London called 'The Heart Of Gaming' which charges to get into the venue but every game is free and you can play anything as much as you like. Has some dance machines, loads of fighting games annnnnd House Of The Dead! light guns and all.

Now a few years back you could find a House Of The Dead 3 in pretty much any arcade and very rare cases a 4 or a 2... but never have I seen an arcade that has House 1. The arcade box isn't an official or original one but it's still a chance to play an awesome arcade game in well.. an arcade setting.

Guns work really well in this arcade you can tell they care for their things where as big arcades tend to think duck taping the fuck out of the house 3 shot guns will magically keep them alive for another thousand years.

House arcade machines seem to get harder and harder to find, I used to work as machine maintenance in a local arcade for some time and the House 3 machine was my baby, every lunch break I'd grab food and stuff it into my mouth between cut scenes playing this mother but since my time at that place the House 3 and 4 has gone.

Maybe due to being a family arcade and there is no place with all the slot machines.. grabber toys and silly 3D reality simulators for such a fine beast like the best known horror arcade game...

Anyway my point IS this arcade still has a House and with working guns that you don't have to shake the ever loving crap out of to reload... I talked to the owner and he seems to have big plans on getting the other ones into his place. So he's aiming to get the other houses and as far as I know on my travels and being a massive whore for House that would be the only place to have them!

Very excited and will more then likely spend my life there playing all of them... maybe at once if I grow tentacles from all the energy drinks and misery I'm fuelled with these days ha.

If you wanna check the place out you can find them on facebook HEART OF GAMING ARCADE

--Left 4 Dead 3?--

I'm sure everyone and their dog has seen this by now but holy fucking crap man! L4D3? I mean I love L4D everyone who reads this blog should know how gay I am for it [very gay] but out of all the games that they could have done a third for [How long have all you half life fans been waiting? haha suck it] I mean I think PORTAL 2 was the newest one? bit rusty on my valve kids.

And before P2 there was l4d2.. does this imply that L4D was their most popular franchise? cus shit, have you not seen how crazy... dedicated to hats the TF2 fandom are? long as you chuck new maps and silly head clothing their way they are happy for life I spose..

But how can you build more on L4D? I mean in the second one you get new chars.. they even cross over worlds with the first lot which is awesome and I have spent so much time and money on the bloody dlc's and whatever else that comes my way.

Weapons was a fun add in number two where you could coat your screen in zombie blood and not be able o see while your mate yells at you from the place on the sofa next to you or across a headset...

All the added special infected made the game abit.... eh... like move two steps.. JOCKEY BALLS IN YOUR FACE... walk down this road COVERED IN SPITTER PUKE... well now that's over.. FUCKING HELL WITCHES CAN WALK NOW?..... oh well that's kinda ne- KARMA CHARGED INTO DEATH.

That's an average five minute scenario when playing the second game... they could have just taken some of the old ones out for the new ones? too many special infected.. I hope int he third they will make all new ones or limit them. Also the charters in two.. Black girl, Uncle Phill, Redneck asshat and my future husband Nick [aka that douchebag Steve from the remake of Dawn Of The Dead] are.. lacking compared to the ones from L4D.

I'm thinking maybe since kids love their zombies and zombies are fucking huge money makers this is why the third l4d is coming out before the third... ANYTHING from valve. I look forward to it greatly but also fully prepared for heartbreak and disappointment.

---Dead Space--

I'm a massive fag and got a DS tat

Hurt like a mother fucker and those lines up my neck? caused my left arm to go funny. The words under it are marker symbols for 'REBIRTH' they also look like UNKNOWN's from pokemon, Double cool points.

--John--

So I got bored few weeks ago and made a facebook page for John Kramer the guy who is Jigsaw in SAW. It's going... well.. I have three friends.. feel free to add and enjoy.

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Much love

XJigsawX